2008年7月20日星期日

午夜“兇鈴”

  又要考試了,慣常的做法都是熬夜來攻讀,而且還是要前一天才會認真的去溫習。現在靠這種方法來增強腦袋里頭的臨時記憶,然后在考完之後那些記憶就不見了,就好像帶電的RAM一樣,斷電以後就全部歸零了。明天的那門課是Java,對於熟悉編程的我來說應該問題是不大,但為了防止沒電,也是要熬一熬夜充一下電。不然的話,考試差了,老師的貴手也抬不高。

  這時間應該是2點左右吧,一邊溫習一邊上網。想到Gmail那里下載一個功課的附件,卻無法下載,沒辦法這幾天都這樣。於是就打開MSN,到處瀏覽朋友的Space...啊~小麗正在遭受病魔的折磨;Kit“剛”Post上5月份到臺灣的游照;Denny貼文炫耀著剛買回來的奧運紀念鈔;還有就是一個朋友Fanny訴說著她一個禮拜前的交通意外,開著車在外面無辜地給一輛7人休閑車撞了,車子現在應該還在“醫院”,澳門現在的人開車真的很沖,自己開車要小心之外,還要留心別人。

  題外話說一下,那時候我看著看著,想起了之前在大橋那邊撞了別人屁股一下,賠了點小錢,花錢消災唄,算是幸運了。那次的意外是因為車子的剎車系統出了問題,所以“盡快”地就在今天拿去修,換剎車系統、死氣喉斷了要修、後輪胎變光頭要換了、機油也是時間換,看來沒有3張是跑不掉的。

  還是轉回正題,因為朋友的意外應該還蠻嚴重的,我想著這幾天就發個訊息過去關心一下朋友。就在這時(其實是10分鐘後),電話響了一下,出現了一個手提號碼,然後就只響了一下就斷了。我看了以後也就不理了,因為我電話號碼好記,經常都有不明人士打電話過來“搭訕”幾句。但一分鐘後,就收到一個訊息:“你系米 Fanny”~ =.=' 這是甚麼世界啊,有這麼巧合的事情嗎?

  寫到這里的時候已經是3點10分了,還有一個私人號碼打過來,別嚇我啦...我不會接的,我要溫習了...

(順道說一下,今晚才剛換了新手提電話 )

2008年7月16日星期三

What do women really want?

It is from friend T. Thanks for your email, it is great~ ^_^

Lazy to do translation la, quite long but just try to read it with patient, it is very interesting to women. As a man, it is a really thoughtfull topic. Buddy, please take time to ponder. And enjoy it la, everyone.





Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'

She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.

And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.

But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.

'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'
Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?




(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?









Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?

The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, always remember:

IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'

It is all about respect, isn't it?